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AITA for faking my bite marks and lying to my children that I killed the dog in self-defense?

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Yesterday my brother and his wife sent their saliva samples to the DNA lab in order to learn about their ancestry.

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Mommy let me swing on the rope!

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The monster in my closet dragged me inside and clamped it's hand over my mouth.

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Her drunken husband kicked her pregnant belly, slurring his words as he said "I hope you git a miscarriage you stupid bitch!'

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I woke up in bed paralyzed and unable to move a muscle, I only had my eyes. NSFW

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As I was pulling the tapeworm out from my rear end, I realized I had misdiagnosed myself.

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My son walked up to me crying and asked me "Daddy, why does Mommy never stop screaming?"

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“I’m busy don’t call me again”, my mum said hanging up the phone before I could say anything.

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Did you know that some predators hunt using their ability to detect movements from their prey?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
AITA for faking my bite marks and lying to my children that I killed the dog in self-defense?	6923
Yesterday my brother and his wife sent their saliva samples to the DNA lab in order to learn about their ancestry.	6901
Mommy let me swing on the rope!	6765
The monster in my closet dragged me inside and clamped it's hand over my mouth.	6765
Her drunken husband kicked her pregnant belly, slurring his words as he said "I hope you git a miscarriage you stupid bitch!'	6751
I woke up in bed paralyzed and unable to move a muscle, I only had my eyes. NSFW	6666
As I was pulling the tapeworm out from my rear end, I realized I had misdiagnosed myself.	6656
My son walked up to me crying and asked me "Daddy, why does Mommy never stop screaming?"	6536
“I’m busy don’t call me again”, my mum said hanging up the phone before I could say anything.	6528
Did you know that some predators hunt using their ability to detect movements from their prey?	6517